Monday, December 17, 2007

the corner - revealed!

(**link fixed)

ok. here it is. weeks of investigation. stake-outs. questionings.


i have figured out the mystery of the corner: the house is being infiltrated by the gray assassins.


they are using the corner as an entry point into the house coming up through the wall, under the floor boards, into the kitchen through the dishwasher, through the corner cabinet into the sink cabinet, then down into the wall through the plumbing wall. they have yet gained entry into our level; i have posted hazel and tweak as lookout sentries.

here is a layout of the headquarters:



















notice the corner's location to the main entry door. it is there that the assassins scale the wall through a strategically placed shaft.

across from the corner is the forbidden zone. the caretaker never lets me in there, even when the doors are open. i worry that the assassins are using the forbidden zone as a base camp, but i have yet to gather any evidence to support this idea. what lays
beyond the doors is still a mystery to me.
from the bed i have a clear view of the corner, so late night observations can be conducted from the corner of the bed.

this is a message to all gray assassins: make your way into my territory, please, i dare you. you have no idea what
pain and misery** lies before you!

2 comments:

Michelle said...

Sometimes Boomer stares at the floor under the radiator in the room with the condo. I think she's just mental.

Steve sculpts critters said...

Keep away from me, seriously, I mean it.
You'll only hurt your teeth if you bite me.