instant kitty heaven

https://www.shedender.com/Default.asp?bhcp=1
a purrrrfect gift for any cat! (sorry, i couldn't resist)

the caretaker recently brought this home. i must admit i have a slight shedding problem. i've used all the different brushes and combs out there, and let me tell you, this comb beats them all! ten minutes of sheer kitty heaven under this thing yielded a massive wad of pesky undercoat hair. normal brushes remove hair from the surface, but this thing gets down deep and weeds out all the loose hair! i've had a considerably less amount of hairballs since caretaker got this. i knew there was a reason i keep him around...
be smart: get your caretaker to bring one home. the sheer amount of hair i no longer ingest clears room in my stomach for more important things, such as the plant in the living room, random dust bunnies, paper, rubber bands, and the occasional insect.

i don't normally whore myself out to products like that, but i just had to rave about it. should i take it another step forward and completely throw my self dignity out the window and end it with something corny like "4 paws out of 5!!" ?

yes, i think i should.

ShedEnder: 4 swaddled babies out of 5!!
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(ps - the swaddled babies don't show up unless you use internet explorer.)

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*meow*
a brief introduction...
i'm your typical american short hair. black and white.
my name comes from a famous italian physicist and chemist.
i have a caretaker that regularly feeds and pets me, though not nearly as frequently as i would like.
my hobbies include philanthropy and reading post-modern fiction and contemporary literature, but i'm mostly stuck with the collection of mystery and science fiction my caretaker has.
my one guilty pleasure is batting around the yarn ball. stereotypical, i know, but you can't throw out years of natural instinct.

anyway, thanks for checking in. there'll be actual content soon.

back to napping...